becoming a demon seems like a good career option
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
is that guy dying in the background
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
just ordered pizza!
"your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour"
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
dogs arent that great
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"